Has anyone got some jokes about the recession?

Posted on October 19th, 2009 by Jon Brown in bonsai for sale |

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. And has for northern wok? well thats just fucked!

Did you hear that the kylemore bakery might be closing down?

This recession really takes the cake!!

My friend’s nail salon is in financial difficulty. It is filing for bankruptcy.

do you have any good ones

I went shopping in France and a guy stole my wallet. He threw the English money away and kept the wallet!

8 Responses

  1. Lil' J Dub Says:

    Obama and Joe Biden are drowning on a boat, who is saved?
    answer…..America!
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  2. Alfonzo Says:

    try this old standby,
    "I know times are bad, yesterday I saw a pimp driving a volkswagon"
    from Cheech & Chong’s 1st album (i think)
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  3. ARFIUS ARF Says:

    What have pelicans and the taxman got in common?

    They can both stick their bills up theirs arse! :)
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  4. Minnie-Mouse Says:

    hahahahahahahahahaa
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  5. Toadly Ossum Says:

    A Chinese businessman was staying in New York. He went to an international bank to exchange some Chinese currency for American. The next day, he needed to exchange some more currency, but this time he got fewer dollars for it.

    "Hey!" he protested, "why I get less today than yesterday for the same amount?"

    "Fluctuations," replied the teller.

    "Well, fluck you white guys, too!" retorted the Asian.
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  6. stickadiddle Says:

    I went shopping in France and a guy stole my wallet. He threw the English money away and kept the wallet!
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  7. Motet Galaxy Says:

    The local brush factory closed down and has been swept away.

    The tide turned when the banks closed.

    Windows of opportunity were shattered when stocks crashed.

    In for a penny, in for a pounding as profits were dwarfed: I owe, I owe, it’s off to work I go.

    Shibari and Kinbaku banks have had their bonds tied up.
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  8. GenetteS Says:

    To save on costs Poundstretcher have amalgamated with Marks & Spencers .

    The new enterprise is to be called "Stretchmarks"
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